A quarter of bottle of hair gel, a palm full of facial cream, 10 seconds of continuous spray with Axe Dark Temptation, Anthony has his morning ritual down to a science. With the success rate of a blind squirrel trying to find a nut on a busy road, Anthony is convinced he has the winning formula to win the ladies. One afternoon while strolling the nearby outlet mall Anthony checked out a cologne and fragrance shop. Acting as suave as possible, when a cute store employee asked if he needed any help Anthony muttered a “Naw, just lookin”. The store employee sees this no less than 47 times per hour and knows how to sell. “Oh, well Armani Acqua Di Gio is my favorite. All my sorority sisters love it too.”
Anthony immediately checks his phone to see what is debit card balance is. Thankfully his mom deposited another $80 the day before which more than covered the cost of the cologne. A quick trip to the outlet mall men’s room, six squirts of the Aqua, and this blind squirrel is ready to run into traffic.
Other cologne favorites of the sorority sisters Merecedes Benz for Men, Dior Sauvage, best value Lucky.
Favorite hair gels Tea Tree,
Facial creams Blu Atlas
Still want to use the Axe? Dark Temptation is popular but another favorite is Blue Lavender.